I am a grumpy cat and I don't like anything in this life except from grumping all day long. Do you know the happy song? It says 'Cause I'm happy...' - Well I hate it. But I made my own version for that and I sing crying "Cause I'm grumpy"

I like being on duty of grumping. It's in my blood.

This is a hidden special talent of mine. Don't tell anyone this really. It will destroy my image.... The truth is; I like to pretent that I do ballet.

I'm the master of grumping. The one and only. Noone is like me. Noone can reach my level of awesomeness in grumping. Don't even try. Bitch please.